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Wearing A Salmon On Your Head Is Back In Fashion For Orcas, After A 37-Year Break
@sarahdalgulls this is why I never throw away a salmon
@meetar you never know when it'll come back round
@sarahdalgulls Orcas squeaking "It's just like when we were kids, hurrah!"
@sarahdalgulls "Ugh. Have you Seen the Gen Yachters? They're trying to wear salmon like we did! Don't they understand that their fad makes a total mockery of our real, youthful disaffection?!" - Old Orcagoth
@sarahdalgulls You Won't Believe What Young Orcas Are Wearing Now - Click for details
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How Many Yacht-Tips Is Too Many? The answer may surprise you.
@sarahdalgulls so, they're on a slightly longer fashion cycle than humans. Humans are well into 90s era fashions now.
@sarahdalgulls Honest question: How does the salmon stay attached to the orca?
@tml @sarahdalgulls
If you have to ask then this style is not for you.
@sarahdalgulls I used to wear a salmon on my head but I was strangely unpopular.
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Sign of the End Times, Sarah, or just Orca haberdashery?
@sarahdalgulls Thrill-seeking salmon convince orcas to take them for rides.
@sarahdalgulls prime number. Huh. Like cicadas?
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Declaring war.
"As yet, we still don't know why orca perform this behavior."
I think the obvious answer is they do it for the same reason humans do similar things...
@sarahdalgulls The important question remains unanswered. How in God's name can a smooth round slippery orca balance a salmon on her head WHILE SWIMMING?!
@sarahdalgulls @dahie fashion always comes back