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@jonrosenberg you have to send me $8.

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@jonrosenberg you have to send me $8.

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@SunScales an abandoned McDonald’s I got my haunted career from

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@SunScales an abandoned McDonald’s I got my haunted career from

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@trevorcaughlin I can’t be stopped that easily

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@trevorcaughlin I can’t be stopped that easily

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RIP twitter, you were stupid and I hated you but I will also weirdly miss you a lot.

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RIP twitter, you were stupid and I hated you but I will also weirdly miss you a lot.

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@filipemartinho not quite yet. I think they’re a bit young still.

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@filipemartinho not quite yet. I think they’re a bit young still.

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GOT ‘EM

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GOT ‘EM

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Pt 2

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Pt 2

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Decided to unwind tonight by sketching Spider-Man villains.

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Decided to unwind tonight by sketching Spider-Man villains.

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@frogology how do you feel about this one

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@frogology how do you feel about this one

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Juvenile Budgett’s frog in an aquarium looking somewhat intense.

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Does Mastodon have a main character of the day or is it many many characters across federated servers. Is it a Bean Dad or many tiny emu ladies?

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Does Mastodon have a main character of the day or is it many many characters across federated servers. Is it a Bean Dad or many tiny emu ladies?

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Toad update: continuing to be toads

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Toad update: continuing to be toads

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Oh look, more axolotl eggs

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Oh look, more axolotl eggs

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A plastic plant laden with many axolotl eggs

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This site is in my top five social media sites named after Proboscideans.

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This site is in my top five social media sites named after Proboscideans.